You're just hopeless.

"The world's stable now. People are happy; they get what they want, and they never want what they can't get."

97% of email traffic is spam. Some of it is quite lovely.

Bank smart. Risk it.

The shadow of the hammer has nails through it and this is why I touch them.

Love said "I think that people are the greatest fun."

Oh Glück. Oh yück.

Is this progress. This is progress.

What else do you buy and try to use as infrequently as possible?

An idea for a soft-paternalism inspired banking tool.

Let he who has never fucked a hot 18-year-old cast the first stone.

Answer truthfully.

A true story of an encounter outside The Roxy, downtown Portland's best late-night eatery.

A true story of an encounter partly in and partly outside of the worst hotel in Portland.

A true story of an Easter Sunday in Portland.

Poems written on an icebox. Part 2 of 2.

Poems written on an icebox. Part 1 of 2.