Who built/writes/runs your site?
Me. Richard Mavis.

What is your site about?
Me, mostly.

Why so vain?
I'll tell you later.

What's your story, rushing lorry?
You can read it in installments here. Or you can check my CV if you're into facts.

What do you look like?
Like this:

Really?
Kind of. I might have cut my hair since then.

Where do you live?
Portland, OR. Downtown. Just down the street from the tiniest park in the world:

Can I ask another question?
Sure.