A.
10:13
So check it out. In the bathroom at this restaurant in Indiana there was a bathtub. Because the restaurant was in a house.
10:14
And this bathtub was converted into a big fish tank. A couple gigantic goldfish swam in it. I went in there a couple times to pee. I was drunk. And I started grabbing at the fish.

B.
10:14
Aww. Poor fish. You tainted them.

A.
10:16
Finally I grabbed one. I lifted it out of the water, it made kissy faces at me, I kissed it back, then let it go.

B.
10:16
That's so cute. And then it died.
10:17
It wasn't kissing at you, idiot. It was dying.

A.
10:18
Nah. It loved the attention.

B.
10:18
Are you joking me?

A.
10:19
No, it really did. It made kissy face to me. That's the universal sign of love.

B.
10:20
Haha. It's really sad that's all you can get. You've resorted to kissing fish.
10:22
Sorry but you won't find love there.
10:27
Uh oh, looks like I hit a soft spot. No response.

A.
10:29
Sorry, I was in the bathroom. Reminiscing fondly on my fish.

B.
10:29
Ewwww.